Here they come! Oh no, no zombies! No vampires! No children with special gifts! What is happening? Modern writers doing something new? Disruptive! Wait, I see a Pirate, a Ninja, a Power Ranger, Moana and Wonder Woman. Pop culture over-ride!
Here you are, kids. Paranormal romance. Ha ha, freaks you out? Me too! Every romance is paranormal. We fall in love with an idealized version of the other person, then reality sets in. We’re left with a Ghost of Expectations Past. That’s paranormal enough for me.
More kids in costumes, one carrying his pumpkin head and another a pumpkin spice poison latte corroding fake fingers. Here’s a sprinkling of excessive victimhood, courtesy of Oprah. The whole kitchen sink of abuse is in each one of these stories! Creeps you out? Me too!
Wow, more kids, but these look like teens. I have something for you – dystopian fiction. Okay, I know dystopia is already here. And while we still have our basic necessities and most of our comforts, forces (Congress, for instance) are working on taking away those toot sweet. It’s not #fakenews that 1984 came and never went away. I agree, smart mouth, what we need now is for someone to write, How To Survive Dystopia.
Scared? Me too.
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